The Alphabet Of Manliness

For once I'm actually extremely excited to be writing a review. This time I got something that I love, The Alphabet Of Manliness. My Friends keep asking me, How manly is it?

So Manly that even the sentences don't have periods!

The Book is written by Maddox himself the controversial pirate that we all love to hate. In case, you've never heard of Maddox he's been running "The Best Page In The Universe" since 1997. Which was a website that he created out of hate for 50 different things. Since then his website has evolved into a must-see location for anyone who ever goes on the internet. If you've never seen the best web page in the universe, keep in mind it's extremely offensive. In fact, the majority of people who go to his website end up sending him hatemail! Which is why I wouldn't recommend going their unless you have a sense of humor.

In fact, I wouldn't even recommend buying The Alphabet Of Manliness unless you pass this quiz created by Maddox himself!

Think you might be a hetrosexual? Take the following quiz to find out:

1. How much should you tip a hairstylist? A) 10% B) 15% C) 20% If you answered, you're wrong. Hetrosexuals don't go to hair stylists.

2. Cologne? A) Yes B) No The correct answer is B) No. Acceptable fragrances for men are: sweat, grease, rum, or some combination thereof.

3. Which language do you speak? A) French B) English C) Both D) Neither The answer is B) English. French is the language of love, and men don't love anything. At best, there are varying degrees of "like," and even then, men don't like anything that much.

4. When dining at restaurant, you should A) Push aside your friends and wrestle over the best seat B) Wait until the maitre d' seats you C) What's a maitre d'? The correct answer is A and C. A, because if you don't secure the best spot at the table, you may find yourself in the position of having to engage in small talk with your guest. And C, because of the answer to question 3 above.

If you answered all of the questions correctly, congratulations: you are the winner. The important thing to keep in mind is that you are a man (unless you are not), and nobody can take that away from you.

The Alphabet Of Manliness Review

If your not a fan of controversial topics, write angry letters to senators, then the Alphabet Of Manliness is not for you! Actually, Maddox the pirate might actually enjoy people protesting him, some more! Since, Maddox himself has developed a huge following of people who love his books, I would recommend it to anyone. Anyone who's a man that is! See what men are saying about The Alphabet Of Manliness!

One man bought the book since Maddox has never put advertisements on his website. Since, his website is an excellent source of entertainment. Finally, when the book arized the woman who delived it grew a beard and back hair just from carrying the book to his doorstep. As soon as this man started reading, by the time he got to page three, he grew into an ape and start smashing things. Like any man would! Before reading the Alphabet of manliness this man was a computer programmer sitting in a cubicle all day. After reading the book, he stopped using the front door and just walked through walls! Now, thanks to the book of manliness, he is CEO! All in one day, he just walked in and told everyone he was CEO, then nobody tried to stop a real man like him!

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This book will change your life. Merely looking at the book in person will cause hair growth in places you didn't know hair could grow. Actually opening it will saturate you with testosterone. It is not recommended that you allow your wife near the book, as the book itself will have its way with her.

 Buy The Alphabet Of Manliness

The alphabet Of Manliness can be purchased in a variety of different stores. Though the best I have found for The Alphabet Of Manliness is definately through the first link on this page. Depending on when you want to be a man, I would recommend getting this book soon. Hundreds of fans have spoken and love The alphabet of manliness! If you want humor that will keep you laughing then this is the book for you. I know, not many men actually read books. That's why this isn't a book, it's the bible for men! No man is to manly for the bible of manliness!